We are SO in love with Simone Perele! So French!!!

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Dear Miss Kitty, Someone I am dating is going to an event. She didn’t invite me to come along, but I thought I might go anyway and surprise her. Is it alright to attend an event if you were not invited? Kevin, SANTA BARBARA Dear Kevin, 1%, 2% and even non-fat are all considered “milk”, [...]

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Dear Miss Kitty, I hate my BF!!!! What should I do? What should I do next? K. SANTA BARBARA Dear K, Take this paper, find a mirror and read what you asked me 13 times to your reflection. If the mirror doesn’t answer you back, dump him. Dear Miss Kitty, I have dated many women [...]

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Dear Miss Kitty, My future mother in law is driving me crazy over the details of my wedding. I am not marrying her so why won’t she leave it alone? Sandy, SANTA BARBARA Dear Sandy, Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver, cheap and readily available. Dear Miss Kitty, I went on a great [...]

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Dear Miss Kitty, I have been dating someone for 2 months. Three days ago I left my laptop at his house and when I stopped by later that night to pick it up, he came to the door naked, stunk of wine and wouldn’t let me in. I heard a women’s voice coming from his [...]

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